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another edition of blood, devastation, death, war, & horror
(later on we'll be meeting a man who does gardening)
Created on 2006-01-10 03:13:04 (#9222923), last updated 2009-12-12
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| Name: | agent s of the dork brigade |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 1987-04-02 |
| Location: | Minnesota, United States |
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mentally0challenged@hotmail.com
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MADAGASCAR FACT BOX
-- Madagascar has been an island for more than 50 years. However, Madagascar is tethered to the seabed with string, and if a shark ever bites through that string, Madagascar will float across the Indian Ocean and smash into the west coast of Australia, starting a war.
-- More people live in Madagascar than you or I have had hot dinners.
-- You can see Madagascar from space and vice-versa, so I'm told, and who am I to doubt these self-proclaimed door-to-door astronauts who keep banging on my door to tell me these things. Well, congratulations to Madagascar and space, but I'm still not going with you in your special rocket. I got a family now.
-- Ironically, space actually begins 100 kilometers above Madagascar, whereas the African mainland is 250 kilometers away, which means that Madagascar is 60% closer to space than to Africa, which means that Madagascar is effectively a UFO.
-- Madagascar is bigger than the Beatles (geographically).
-- No man is an island, but if Madagascar was a man, it would be called Umberto and would, at 226,000 square miles, be the biggest man in the world.
-- And also, if Madagascar was better at sports, I'd probably know some more interesting facts about it. So it's only got itself to blame.

...and that's the WØRD.
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